Saturday, February 22, 2014

Hulk Hogan Returning To The WWE! Aww Yeah!




Hulk Hogan is returning to the WWE! Gentlemen, start your awkward, accidental wrestling boners!



It's Hulkamania, brother!!
That's right, Hulk Hogan is going to return to the WWE! This is quite possibly the biggest thing to come out of the WWE in a really long time!
The Hulkster is going to be hopping back into some yellow spandex and will enter the ring again during Monday Night Raw on February 24th! We're not sure if he's going to actually be full on wrestling seeing as how he hasn't since 2007 and he's been suffering from serious backproblems.
Regardless, not only is Hulk Hogan coming back in time for the debut of the new WWE network, he'll also be involved in Wrestlemania XXX in April.
No, it' not a porno staring a bunch of super jacked dudes breaking chairs on each other until they climax (though that'd be super amazing LOLz)! It's the 30th Wrestlemania! Get your head out of the sexy gutter!
Can't wait to see Hulk back to doing what he does best. We bet John Cena is shaking in his boots.

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