Thursday, January 02, 2014


National Enquirer: O.J. Simpson Has Brain Cancer!
O.J. Simpson is featured on the cover of the latest issue of the National Enquirer and the tabloid is claiming that he is suffering from brain cancer. Perhaps it is karma catching up with him?
The magazine’s latest “breaking news” is that the disgraced former football player is facing one agonizing death. Even worse, he is begging for the people not to let him die in prison like that. Seems kind of bold for someone who allegedly killed two people (he got off, questionably), doesn’t it?
The tabloid reports that O.J. is begging President Obama to get a full pardon so that he can die in peace, instead of like a caged rat.

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