George Clooney Slams Dating Rumors, Insists "They're All Made Up!"

Good news!!!
Just when we were getting ready to mourn the loss ofGeorge Clooney on the dating market, the silver-haired stud is now swearing he hasn't rekindled a romance with Monika Jakisic!
In fact, George isn't dating anyone right now, even though he's been linked to Monika, Katie Holmes AND lawyer Amal Alamuddin only in the past month.
The dapper dude said:

"Three different stories in three weeks. I should be an athlete. But, no of course, it's all made up."

Hold up! Since when does George talk so openly about his private life??!
The Gravity hottie's rep, Stan Rosenfield, explained:

"George wants this Monika crap to stop. He wants Katie to get a break, and he wants Amal to be able to prosecute cases without being hassled because she had one dinner with George and four others … I even asked George if these [rumors] were true and he said he never comments on his private life, but in the interest of stopping the harassment of all three of these women, he felt he should."

Aww! Not only is he seXXXy and intelligent, but he's also such a good guy!
It must be tough for all these women to be linked to such a babe...NOT! LOLz!
Let's just see how long the cutie can resist all these beauties!