Watch! Miley Cyrus Just Crapped All Over Christmas
In this, a promo video for Love magazines, Miley Cyrus -- though she's dressed in a demure black dress and rocking orange hair styled into what could only be called a "pumpkin" haircut -- bares her undercarriage, which, though blurred, features a drawn-on penis standing at attention. Aren't we all so, so lucky.
What's next, Miley? Pulling Santa's sleigh naked with the bit in your mouth and Rudolph's nose lighting up your ... never mind. We're not gonna give you anymore ideas. STOP RUINING THINGS.