REVEALED: Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Will Not Be Allowed To Marry AtThe Palace Of Versailles! Zut Alors!

Oh, just let them eat cake, France! Wedding cake, to be precise!
Quel dommage! Kanye West and Kim Kardashian may have to continue their search for the perfect wedding locale elsewhere as local officials have apparently denied their request to have their marriage ceremony at Versailles!
Yeezy (aka the Man in the Iron Crystal Mask) was apparently visiting the palace with Kim over the weekend, but according to a source the two had been pre-warned that their request to have their nuptials there would be denied:

"It would just have been too intrusive for visitors to the Palace, and the staff. Kim and Kanye really wanted to get married at Versailles and were both hoping to persuade officials during their visit…ultimately it backfired. It was still a firm no.”

We don't get it, France! Do you want another revolution? By denying Kanye, you might re-start the Reign of Terror!
However, according to sources, Kimye are still avidly on the hunt for a French wedding:

“Kim and Kanye will now be scouting private estates and chateau’s in the region. Working with an estate manager would be much easier than dealing with all of the red tape of having a wedding at a public venue. The couple is looking for something grand, but something that can offer privacy and security.”

Hmm something grand but also locked away? Uh, can someone ring up the Bastille?!